tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-77492808230470029432011-04-21T20:41:07.120-07:00Vlad Andreihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03285104211630730717noreply@blogger.comBlogger31100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7749280823047002943.post-41806435682245636412008-10-17T07:55:00.000-07:002008-10-17T08:07:32.422-07:00<div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">*Aceasta este o poveste cu si despre Gogu' Stan!</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Ehh.. A venit si ziua in care Gogu' scapa pentru cateva ore de cicalelile Gherghinei, de cererile de bani venite de la fica sa si despre informatiile inutile de la fisu'. Dap, aceasta zi este ziua in care Gogu' pleaca la fotbal.</span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">[ In casa plina mereu de veselie..sau nu ]</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Gogu' Stan:</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> Fa..'Hauzi fa?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Gherghina:</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> 'Haud mah!</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Gogu' Stan:</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> Bine fa, eu am plecat la fotbal asa ca vizionare placuta de telenovele firai a dracu'!</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Gherghina</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">: Hai aut odata!</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Fiso':</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> Tati, Tati, pot sa m...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Gogu' Stan:</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> Nuuuuuuuuuu!!!</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">[Pe terenul plin de injuraturi]</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Gogu' Stan incepu sa dribleze in stanga si in dreapta si iar in stanga si dupaia pe mijloc si pe dreapta si pe mijloc si pe stanga pana a uitat pe unde trebuia sa o ia si a pierdut mingea. Adversarul a sutat , dar  Nea' Vasile a boxat spre Costache care o pasa lu'  Ghorghe care rateaza singur cu portarul!</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Gogu' Stan:</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> Futu-ti curu ma-ti de cocalar imputit! Tine te-o fi pus cu mine ine chipa ba rahatule ca nu sti sa dai cu sutu in minge!</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Acestea fiind spuse Gogu' Stan pleca acasa und eintra in obisnuita lui normalitate=> Tati! Vreau bani! Tata! Stiai ca ...25000x2401x1999x1922+123141212322:99999 da un numar? Gogu' lasa-l dracu' de meci si da pe telenovele!</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Ajuns acasa se puse in fotoliu asteptand meciul de maine a lu' FC GOGU Targoviste!</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></div><div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7749280823047002943-4180643568224563641?l=gogustan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vlad Andreihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03285104211630730717noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7749280823047002943.post-443822560040886432008-10-11T04:37:00.000-07:002008-10-11T04:54:09.755-07:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Gogu' Stan se se uita la Radio si asculta ceva la televizor.</span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">- 'Hauzi Gherghino , se scumpesc gazele..iar!</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">- Cum mai Gogule ma?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">- Asa frumos fa!</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Gogu' Costache isi facu' aparitia!Gogu' Stan reactinand imediat:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">-Tu nu sti sa bati la usa ma?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">- Pai ai usa ca sa bat la ea?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">- Terminati, am facut rechin fiert cu sos de apa sarata! Nu mancati?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Cutu-Cutu se gandea, rechin fiert si sos de apa sarata?  Curios, chiar foarte curios..</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">-Fa Gherghina! Eu ma uit la meci, joaca FC Gogu Targoviste in deplasare la Cluj FC, nu vrei tu sa aduci niste boabe de alun? zise Stan</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">-Fotbal si femei...altceva mai sti?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">-Ai omis wrestlingu' si bani..</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">-Of...si eu care te iubeam!</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">-Of..si eu cat de beat eram!</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Elodia intra pe usa inexistenta si zise:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">-Buna mama!..tata, imi dai si mie niste bani?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">-Nu! De ce?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">-Sa-mi iau aparat de fotografiat sa fac mai multe poze pentru HI-Cinci!</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">-Ce , ti-ai luat chiloti noi si vrei sa ii arati lumii? zise o voce de la subsol!<br />-Cel putin eu am chiloti de bumbac...tu folosesti papusa gonfabila, mai Goguta!</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">-Ah..bagamia-si pula sa-mi bag! A dat Cluju' gol! Ia plecati ma de aici ca numai vina voastra e! Hai..behehehe!</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><br /></span></div><div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7749280823047002943-44382256004088643?l=gogustan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vlad Andreihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03285104211630730717noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7749280823047002943.post-60497339956032942062008-10-10T06:47:00.000-07:002008-10-10T07:05:05.138-07:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Cine este  Gogu' Stan?</span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Nume:</span> Gogu' Gheorghe Stan</div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Nationalitate:</span> romano-rroma (adica ma-sa tiganca si tacsu' roman)</div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Varsta:</span> 40 de ani ( in inimile noastre nemuritor)</div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Resedinta:</span> In zona Targovistei...nu se stie sigur unde!</div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Hobbyuri: </span> Iubeste campia, de acolo si pasiunea lui pentru oi, pe care le duce de cate ori poate la pasune. Iubeste fotbalu' tine cu FCM Targoviste si FC Gogu Targoviste . Asculta muzica populara si manele si  bineinteles iubeste sa se bata.</div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Lucrul cel mai de pret:</span> Băta  mostenita de la tatal sau cu care a inndoit multe spinarii.</div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Prieteni: </span>Tanti Gherghina(nevasta) , Goguţa Jr. (fiul lui) , Elodia ( fiica, big slut) , Nea' Vasile ( prietenu' de-o viata) ,Gogu' Costache(alt prieten de-o viata) Cuţu-cuţu ( catelul lui) si dusmanu' lui ,Gogu Speologu'.</div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Despre:</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Tanti Gherghina</span> - femeie harnica, care s-a insurat cu Gogu' Stan din iubire si Gogu' Stan cu ea pentru ca era foarte beat.</div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Cei doi copii</span> - Baiatul este un tocilar notoriu care are note bune la scoala. Fata este cunoscuta ca "big slut" sau "pitzipoanca" pentru ca este o curva in adevaratul sens al cuvantului.</div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Nea' Vasile si Gogu' Costache</span>- prieteni de o viata cu Gogu' Stan. Nu l-au lasat la greu. Cei trei eu infiintat <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">" Pumn in cap"</span>, o federatie secreta de bataie fara reguli.</div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Cutu-Cutu </span>- este personajul cu capu' pe umeri din familie, pacat ca nu poate vorbi.</div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Gogu' Speologu</span>- Gogu' Speologu' este dusmanul lui Gogu' Stan de cand a reusit sa-l bata in <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">"Pumn in Cap"</span> pentru prima data. De atunci duc o disputa continua atat in ring cat si in afara lui.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7749280823047002943-6049733995603294206?l=gogustan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vlad Andreihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03285104211630730717noreply@blogger.com2